Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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