She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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