I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i permit you to call me
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
