sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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