She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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