Sry I called you an 8
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Drunk is not a location!
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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