I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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