thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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