First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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