Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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