She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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