white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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