I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
