Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
we should paint friendship bongs
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