Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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