So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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