I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
He kissed a someone with a penis
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
tell me about the eggs
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