Porn is love you can see.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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