Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Randomize
