You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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