Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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