doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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