That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my being single is dangerous.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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