who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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