You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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