Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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