margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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