butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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