She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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