Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
That was an excessively violent trivia night
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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