That's intense
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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