Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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