Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He passed out mid-signature
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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