Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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