Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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