You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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