Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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