everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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