Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
