My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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