I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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