how can u be prego again
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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