the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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