I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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