You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
