Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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