from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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