I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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