I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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