Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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