Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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