It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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