North Korea, Best Korea!
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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