do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
