It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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