I must be too annoying 4 u.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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