Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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